小曼小曼你是哪里的?

男脱下衣服给女友看二头肌说:这相当于五十公斤炸药,又脱下裤子指着大腿说:这
相当于一百公斤炸药.接着脱下内裤,女友夺门狂奔,惊叫道:天呐!引线这麽短!
 
丁宝:亲爱的,你能嫁给我吗?
女友:你猜呢?
  丁宝:能。
  女友:你再猜
 
有次和朋友的mm坐在一起聊天,她问我多大了,我说不告诉你,她说“不告诉我
?嘿嘿,把你jj切开看‘年轮’”…………jj都有“年轮”?
 
 
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