爆笑小色

村妇报案说:丢人那!俺昨晚被强奸了.警察问他那人长啥样?那俺可没看清楚,不过
肯定是个新手,因为他半天找不着地方,最后还是俺给他扶进去的.
 

少女夜半归家,遭七暴徒,危险时一大妈挺身而出,救走少女自遭强暴,电台采访,大
妈言:其实当时啥也没想,只想这点好事可不能全便宜了那小骚 娘们儿!
 
歹徒闯入民宅强奸妇女遭到誓死反抗,丈夫下地回来见老婆被歹徒压住,抡起铁铲
怒拍,就听老婆骂道:“该死的,反抗了半天,被你一铲子给拍进去了.
 
晚上,傻子逛公园见情侣做爱,爱看.次晨,见一男做俯卧撑,便细看,男人大怒:傻 B
你看什么!傻子说:你才傻 B那,底下人都走了还干!
 
 
 
 
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